Sry I called you an 8
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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