Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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