talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I will pee on everything he values.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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