Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
should my penis look like a turkey
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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