who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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