Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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