She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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