i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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