she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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