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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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