Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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