so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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