oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
