With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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