So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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