Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
oh god was she eating orange peels again
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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