How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
