return my video game
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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