so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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