do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
did i just pee glitter
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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