wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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