"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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