Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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