I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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