Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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