i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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