i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
only if we run a train.
done.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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