Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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