How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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