Your tits are I can't wait for
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize