You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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