She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Randomize
