Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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