Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The air taste purple.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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