can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it's like heaven, but drunker
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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