Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
