My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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