He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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