you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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