The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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