hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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