White coat. Heels.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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