The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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