It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Need sex. Gaining weight.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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