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what?
penguin condom
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Shame is for Republicans.
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