Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize