Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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