I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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