How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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