Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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