You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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