Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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