He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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