And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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